1>’This rose day I wish that all the thorns on the path of your life be vanquished and your life path be filled with petals of love, friendship and blessings.’ Happy Rose Day!!
2>Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
3>Action should culminate in wisdom.
4>AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
5>I wish I were a cell in your blood,so I would be sure I was somewhere in your heart.Happy Teddy Bear Day..
6>Be Mine Teddy Bear Day.I Am Sending You This Valentine Wish With Hugs And Kisses Too;Cause There,IS A Place Here In My Heart That,IS Mad For Only You!!!
7>I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
8>A pair of star-crossed lovers. best whatsapp status
9>Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
10>The toughest part of letting go is realizing that the other person already did.
11>We go together like copy and paste.
12>I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
13>The saddest thing about BETRAYAL is that it never comes from your enemies.
14>Don’t take life to seriously because you’ll never get out alive
15>When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
16>Try to say the letter “M” without your lips touching. source: whatsapp status
17>I love my job only when I’m on vacation …….best funny status
18>Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.
19>Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.
20>Love does not dominate; it cultivates. Whatsapp status
21>I love to do the things the censors won’t pass.
22>Don’t think too much, you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.
23>Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it a meaning.
24>When I was a kid “The Server Is Down” meant your waiter was depressed.
25>You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
26>I used to think that if I loved you enough you would realize it and love me back, but I can only love so much for so long.
27>The road to success is always under construction.
28>Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
29>I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
30>When a man realizes the value of his woman, he adds value to himself.
31>If I’m wired with you. I like you. …best marathi status
32>Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine.
33>My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
34>Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again.
35>Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
36>I want you today and tomorrow and next week and for the rest of my life.
37>If you don’t go after what you want,you will never have it. If you don’t ask the answer is always NOIF you don’t step forward you are always in the same place.
38>Only you can work better.
39>Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.
40>All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.
41>Friendship’s the wine of life.
42>True love has a habit of coming back.
43>You are born without anything but You die with Your name.so that name must not be a word.. It must be a History..!
44>Sometimes we go out of our way to make someone love us in return, but suddenly fate intervenes and says “oops, wrong person”.
45>My rose is red, Your eyes are blue, You love me, and I love u. Happy valentine’s day. Happy Rose Day!
46>Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
47>I am sick of women who love me. Women who hate me are much more interesting.
48>The wisest man is he who does not fancy that he is so at all. .. Best whatsapp status
49>If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel.
50>In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life. It goes on.
51>If you run into a wall. Don’t turn around and give up.
52>I asked God for a rose And he gave me a garden, I ask God for a drop of water And he gave me an ocean, I asked God for an angel And he gave me you! Happy rose day!
53>Close your eyes, clear your heart let it go.
54>Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
55>I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. ………best telgu whatsapp staus
56>I cannot tell you how grateful I am, I am filled with humidity.
57>Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
58>I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
59>Friendship is one mind in two bodies. Unknown Friends are the siblings God never gave us.
60>I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
61>My Hearts beats only for you.
62>I’m not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You’re as old as you feel.
63>Let’s flip a coin, Head you are mine, Tails I’m yours!
64>For God’s sake hold your tongue, and let me love.
65>Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
66>I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business :/
67>If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
68>No one is the reason of your happiness expect you yourself.
69>Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
70>You can’t start the next chapter of your life. If you keep re-reading the last one.
71>Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
72>Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other.
73>Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
74>Love is like a fart, If you have to force it, It’s probably a crap. ….greatest reviewchain status
75>When Nails are Growing, We Cut our Nails,Not Fingers …similarly, When Ego Start Rising, we should cut Ego, Not Relations
76>I need you, you need me. Let’s make it work.
77>There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can’t ,,,What you’ve got to do is turn around and say “watch me”
78>A beautiful relationship does not depend on how well we understand someone,
79>My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
80>A true businessman always does business out of courage.
81>A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
82>Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
83>And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
84>People always change after being hurt.
85>Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
86>The happiest Couples never have the Same Character but They have the best Understanding Of their Differences …
87>Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.
88>I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.
89>When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.
90>A joy shared is a joy doubled.
91>If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
92>If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
93>Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
94>I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
95>God made every person different, He just got tired by the time he got to china.
96>If you can laugh when you are completely broken,then there can be nothing that can break you next time.
97>If you’re not doing the things that you love, then your life is not worth living. What are you here for?
98>It hurts to let go, but sometimes it hurts more to hold.
99>You think you’re one of millions but you’re one in a million to me.
100>True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
101>I love him but I cannot show it,(whatsapp status) want him but he cannot know it, need him but I know it’ll never be, if only he needed me.
102>Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
103>When nothing seems right….go left!!
104>I love my six packs so much; I protect it with a layer of fat. ……cool status for whatsapp
105>If I know what love is, it is because of you!!
106>I don’t know what makes you so dumb, But it really works.
107>Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
108>All my life a thought air was free…Until I bought a bag of chips.
109>The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
110>I’m gonna rest of my life, the best of my life.
111>Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves.
112>All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. ….. funny whatsapp status
113>Person you love is 72.8% water.
114>Only you can give me that feeling.
115>No one rises suddenly in the World, Not Even the Sun.
116>I can and I will. Watch me!!
117>Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
118>Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
119>If I get jealous then yes I really like you.
120> Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
121>If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it
122>With this rose, I m not only give you merely a rose, but I give you my heart and soul. I send to you all the love I have to give, and anything else that would give me the chance to touch your heart.
123>A best friend is life a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
124>The Rose Speaks of Love Silently, in a language known only to the Heart. Happy Rose Day!
125>Everything that has a beginning, has an end. So the key is to try to enjoy the in between as much as possible!
126>I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED
127>For someone who is suppose to be “just friends” why do I always get butterflies in my stomach when you smile at me.
128>There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
129>Kiss me and you will see starts, Love me and i will give them to you.
130>Love is sweet, When its New. But it is sweeter when its true.
131>There’s nothing more precious in this world than the feeling of being wanted.
132>I don’t always have time to study… but when I do, I don’t.
133>Love the neighbour. But don’t get caught.
134>Fall in love not in line.
135>Looking at people’s mutual friends and saying “OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW THEM”
136>A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
137>Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
138>The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. – harry Golden ….. Best whatsapp quotes
139>The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
140>Enjoy your life–there’s is plenty of time to be dead.
141>When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?
142>I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once